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Sunday 16th November DAY 1

Well , what about the first day then. All celebs were either boated in, or flown/parachuted into jungle, split into 2 teams, very much a settling in day today into each of their 2 jungle camps, one luxury one not so luxury ( where's BB's marcus brigstock when you want to geordie pronounce the word ' lugshurriie' ? )

Awesome in trial . He beat Webbe in Burrel style trial. So funny and Joe just edged Simon.

For being menacing already. She is going to be big headed, cant see public liking her.

Monday 17th November

DAY 2

Rain, rain and more rain meant that spirits were very soggy on Day2. Highlights were Nicola & Joe in critter eating bushtucker trial , and Kilroy bullying both Carly & Paddick.

Suprised me alot with the critter eating bushtucker trial. Really gruesome trial with Joe and I thought she did brilliantly. Worrying that her boobs might shrink.

Loved the way that even after 2 days, Kilroy is fast becomming the jungle nasty. . Might work against him though.

Tuesday 18th November

DAY 3

Just been listening to Steve Wright In The Afternoon on Radio 2 , he points out George Takei sounds EXACTLY the same in the jungle as he did when he played Sulu in Star Trek !! HE DOES !!!

Tuesday 18th November

DAY 3

Well, once again Nicola impressed with her attitude and commitment to recovering the chest today. Much better effort than Dani Behr. Torrential rain meant that the 2 camps merged into one a day earlier than expected. Should be interesting to see who settles into camp life better than others. Esther had a weep when she thought about her family back home. Joe beat Kilroy in the trial, even though Kilroy tried to blame a faulty padlock key in the trial. Nothing wrong with the key Robert! You lost, get over it.

Again a superbly funny trial from Joe. Loved the way he taught George his funny filthy poem/ditty too.

Love the way slimy Kilroy is beginning to wind people up. Hope the public keep him in when the voting starts

Wed 19th November

Thurs 20th November

DAY 4 / DAY 5

The tv coverage took a day off on Wednesday evening due to the footie match so we got a 2 hr episode on Thursday. two new campmates were introduced. Ex 1980's pop singer David Van Day, and childrens tv fav Timmy Mallette.

Fantastic double trial challenge from Kilroy, he won ALL stars in both tucker trials. Also a hilarious 'cockney' lesson given to george from Joe. Goerge ( mr Sulu) is providing good entertainment. He is a good game guy. Mallette made a good 1st impression.

Personally, never liked him , watched him disintegrate in Re-Born in the USA and a thoroughly nasty individual who thinks he is way above most. Upsetting campmates already.

Fri 21st November

DAY 6

The rain is causing everyone to feel wet and miserable. Tension still rumbles on between Kilroy and Mallett as Mallet laught AT Kilroy while he was being a hero doing the trial.Kilroy took offence. Esther had a weep when an argument broke out, whislt Joe said he would spend a night in the cave instead of Van Day. Nicola wanted a birthday party for her boobs. *rolls eyes*

Another impressive day for Kilroy. Not only did he get the camp all their food, he stood up to and told Mallette exactly whats what.

He seems to be annoying most with his attitude. The laughter at Kilroy was inexcusable, but he also seems to have this false laugh that really grates.

Sat 22nd November

DAY 7

A great trial done by Van Day. he only got 5 stars but what entertainment ! So funny, he was in the ' holy moly ' hole underground caves etc. Serves him right. In other areas, Esther had an eyeful of Brian down showering at the pool , whilst Mallette was chosen to do tommorows trial.

The camp have been grateful to her for the cooking, she seems to have the knack of making meagre rations in a stir-fry go a long way. She also told Mallette to clear off too and stop staring at her while cooking.

Villian of the day because he speaks as though he's still a policeman. No personality, and creepy stares at the guys in the camp. Showed no respect for Esther either while being naked in the pool.

Sun 23rd November

DAY 8

Mallette got the 12 stars in his trial. Was laid in a plastic coffin and covered in 50,000 bugs. He is a weird guy. Elsewhere Joe & Esther flirted. urghh.Dani reduced to tears by Joe in the camp kitchen. Once again Nicola showing her dumb side again by revealing she didnt know who most of her fellow camp-mates were.

Hero is Esther today for being so calm and 'at home' in her new jungle home. She seems one of the most settled and happiest in there.Good fun to watch too.

I have run out of expletives for this sad little desperate man. The more he tries to integrate with the camp and look cool, the more of a desperate for attention prat he becomes. Really sad little man.

Mon 24th November

DAY 9

Another day, another day of arguments. Nicola was the main hub, poor girl is dumb as ditchwater and the only thing she has going for her seems to be her icredibly loud mouth and 'say as I see' mentality. Simon argued, esteher argued, Joe shouted and argued , David is ALWAYS arguing, meanwhile Mallette apologised...to Nicola.

Did good on her trial in the black hole whislt covered in critters, only won 3 stars but that was one tough trial. She tried conquering her fears , and in the main failed.

Both hero and villian. The depths of stupidity that this girl sinks knows no bounds. Absolutely NO idea about life , NO knowledge and thick as a plank.

Wed 26th November

DAY 10/ Day 11

Double tv show tonight as the footie was on last night. First eveiction too. Ok first things first , another gurning trial for Van Day. He really does seek attention ALL day long. The plank ( Nicola) failed in her test for immunity, along with whimp ( Paddick) and the Nav ( cyborg) .Old Esther endured the test longest, being locked in a sealed vault below ground. KILROY was first to be voted out.

LOVED her girlie chat with the critters whilst locked underground in the vault...superb Esther.

THE PUBLIC

For voting out Kilroy WAY before his time. There were at least 4 other 'celebs' who should have gone before him. Shame on 'ya all.

Thurs 27th November

DAY 12

Another eviction, Dani Behr's turn to go. She seemed surprised. Had to laugh at Carly when she said that she works hard for what she's got.???? What has she done?? No talent, no attributes , no inteligence , and although she has a pretty face she has absolutely zero in the way of anything else. So Carly, what is it exactly that you do? Ohh yes, being a WAG. yeah. Superb stuff from George in trial today. I LOVE the little 'tits on the trolley' ditty he recites after being taught it from Joe.

Got into his first trial today. Had to move stars in a pen full of ostriches with Paddick. George is great, hope he wins.

Villain for being just like 99% of other females aged between 17 and 27. Absolutely deviod of inteligence and personality. NO idea about real life. Spoiled and kept.

Fri 28th November

DAY 13

It was Van Days birthday today and didnt he make sure no-one forgot.The guys so desperate! It's been a LONG time since Ive seen such a deluded 'celeb'.

Good trial for the Nav, as she jumped from one to another balancing mini's. 10 stars. No messing. Carly's turn to go tonight, out the jungle she went and back to the privaledged life she leads curtousey of her boyfriends big wages. Frightening that such dumbness can get all her life paid for.

Cool calm and assured in the trial. You just KNEW there was no way she would fail that task. Awesome

Back to villain of the day for Van Day. Someone should REALLY smack him in the mouth he is a vile little nobody.

Sat 29th November

DAY 14

Welll.there's sure a storm brewing between The Nav and VanDay because of his refusal to vacate his bed on the bus due to the wet weather. Should be very interesting. Whimp Paddick refused to face Van Day and he's leaving it to The Nav to do it for him.Bushtucker trial was saved to the end when it was decided that the 2 campmates up for public eviction should go head to head in the bushtucker trial to see who stays. Mallette v Paddick in an eat the bug trial.

Another good day for The Nav. Proving she's not one to be messed with. Esther ran a close second for Hero of the day for her ticking off of the camp mates for fire safety issues.

Once again Ms.Dumbhead excelled at being thick. Thing is, she's like 90% of females her age, a face and an absolute void behind. Total airhead with a mouth.

Sun 30th Nov

DAY 15

Result of the Paddick v Mallette critter eating trial : A win for Pallette.Another stormy day in the jungle with Joe Swalsh getting aggitated with everyone's treatment of Van Day. I say he asks for all he gets but he is a smarmy git. So Mallette's gone and later in the progg it was Esther's turn for eviction too.

A good day for Joe..he seems to have developed a hard edge to go with his humour. He is taking a no nonsense approach with everyone and maybe he is just starting to feel the pressure.

A total prat. Weak, Whimpish , Spineless and a waste of space. He chickened out on a confrontation with Van Day instead taking the 'British' way and relenting and conceding, all the time saying 'sorry' GRRRR

Mon 1st December

DAY 16

Another good day for Joe today, such a funny episode on the trial , he won 8 stars. George also gave us a rendition again of tits in the trolley..Also a lizard in the camp...and it wasnt Van Day, although he did spoil Simon & Joes own camp written song. Paddick got voted out today , have you ever seen a more pointless human being? He has the personality of a plank, all the years as a policeman has turned him into a robotic moron.

He is hero today for his constant harrassing of everyone else. I guess if he wasnt here life in the jungle would be duller. Has worrying started talking to himself..and even answering himself back.

Well, thankfully got rid of the poofter of a plank. Dear or dear ..what more is there to say, just get back to the small hole you crawled out of and never, ever be seen in public again.

Tues 2nd December

DAY 17

Not much going on in camp today, funniest thing was Ant & Dec's links. Rained again.

Time to go today for Nicola. She really did make her own demise by being such an airheaded dimwit, All face ( although she does look at least 45 yrs old without makeup) and zero behind it.

I like George. He is such a gentleman and funny with it too. He cracks me up each time he gives us his rendition of Tits in the Trolley. Not bad for a 72 year old !

On her eviction, she tried to make an .intelligent' speech regarding VanDay about him being a snake in the grass. Unfortuntely for her, it just showed her to be totally lacking reality and full of cliches.