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Tuesday 31st March

Just written an email to STV complaining about the England world cup qualifier NOT being shown up here in Scotland. Absolutely disgusting. Time these Scots got BOTH these chips off their shoulder.

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Monday 30th March

Am liking Robson Green's Extreme Fishing. Green's never been one of my favourite actors ( or singers ) but I like him in this show. Fishing is his passion and it shows through in the excitement he shows when he actually does catch a fish.

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Saturday 28th March

Managed to get around to watching Wednesday's The Apprentice last night and Oh Boy, what a shower of nonentities. I'm going to make a seperate Blog for the Apprentice..lol. It will be worth it. ( see above for link )

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Monday 23rd March

A Question Of Genius on BBC2 5 nights a week.

My problem is with the Scottish woman presenter Kirsty Wark. Now she used to present the news, and this is her first venture into quiz game shows. She is WAY out of her depth here. Unfortunately the show is showing her lack of intelligence in a huge way. Firstly she is shown as having very little grasp of knowledge. She had to pronounce the word 'heroine' . As she was reading direct from the autocue she pronounced it hero-ine ( the ine as in twine) lmao. Also the Arsenal manager was Arsne Wenger ( she pronounced Wenger and not as it is Venger) Gawd, surely even if shes not a sports fan she has been in media long enough to know how to pronounce his name.

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Monday 23rd March

Read something regarding STV , the regional television station here in Scotland. Says its 'opting out' of some ITV programmes in favour of producing some of its own shows. WRONG ! For gawd sake dont do that. Ive lived up here in Scotland for 5 years and Ive seen what scottish made programmes look like. They are CRAP. Seems like STV have done a 'survey' and the scots apparently dont like some of the 'english' made proggies like Al Murray and Piers Morgan. How much rubbish can they write at STV?

They have scottish language programmes on up here than probably less than 1% of the population watch and even less care about.

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Sunday 22nd March

Congrats to Ray Quinn on his superb performances on Dancing On Ice . Donal was good, and certainly the most improved skater over the 11 weeks , but Ray has natural talent on the ice and was great to watch week in, week out. He's come a long way since the little kid on Brookie..lol

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Friday 20th March

Just watched the adverts on tv...the Scottish Daily Record one just been on..it goes like this : " The Scottish Daily Record ~ Proud To Be Scottish " , need one say anything else ? *smirk *

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Friday 20th March

Just watching and the useless pointless git MarkHeyes who presents the fashion items each morning. What a total pointless prat. He talks as though women , or men actually are remotely interested in his prattlings. That applies to ALL 'fashion' designers. ANYONE could do what they do , only difference is they get away with it by talking about it. Good grief I could 'design' whatever item of clothing I wanted to, and more impressively than any of these so-called 'experts'.

Would LOVE to have an opportunity to prove my point too.

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Tuesday 17th March

Well, Ive gievn them 3 weeks now, but I just cant get to grips with the Wildes in Emmerdale. Firstly if the producers wanted to replace the Kings up in Home Farm with another rich family, surely they could have chosen actors & actresses who arent so damn posh They dont fit with the British viewers. The viewers would have prefered a down to earth Yorkshire type actor, like Norman Bowler ie; Frank Tate. Now Ive no arguments with Amanda Donahoe, but Maxwell Caulfield, well, he was useless as Miles Colby in Dynasty, but putting on a fake upper class english accent just doesnt work. My opinion is within 6 months the viewers will have them out, along with their horrid offspring.

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Tuesday 17th March

Whooooahhh ~ have I just read our friend Amy Winehouse has just beeen spotted attacking someone physically? again ? our Amy ? nahhhh dont believe it...just as we all thought she was out the headlines for good...she must have an album due for release soon , or am I being to sceptical ? hmmmm....

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Saturday 14th March

Just watched the ad featuring Duffy riding that bike. Gawd she not only looks like a duck, she SOUNDS like a duck. is she supposed to be ???

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Friday 13th March

Just watching Comic Relief. What gets me puzzled everytime I see him, is what the hell is Noel Fielding on television for? he has no presenting skills, no talent , and absolutely zero personality.

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Wednesday March 11th

Well, been trying to get my 2 tickets for Jackson, but the site has crashed.GRRRRRR...

Bloody Hell.

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Tuesday March 10th 2009

Whooo, just got my secret password from O2 for priority Micheal Jackson tickets, available from tomorrow.

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March 8th 2009

Just registered for Micheal Jackson concert tickets on the website. Rumoured costs are they will cost £75 each IF you can actually get a hold of one. I think they are doing it on a 'lottery' type basis.Not on sale as yet.

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March 6th 2009

Just listening to the Jeremy Vine show on Radio 2 and they are talking about the forthcoming Micheal Jackson concerts at the O2.Some idiotic woman is saying people shouldnt take their children because of the adverse publicity he recieved through his unfounded court case in the USA. How dumb is this female? You go to see Jackson's show to see the performance, to see the legend that is Micheal Jackson, not stay away because of the uneccessary hype that surrounded his not guilty court case. Some people need to get a life and smell the roses.

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March 1st 2009

Just finished watching Dancing On Ice tonight and thought the skaters were great. My problem is with the Juge Ruthie Henshall. Its painfuly obvious she has a favourite in Zoe , but to give her a 6...?. No way was it better than some of the others. Hmmmm..wonder if there's more to Ruthie's favouritism than just skating.

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Friday 27th Feb 2009 :
Heard Amy Winehouse is thinking of making a comeback and she apparently is looking and feeling much better. Thank god for that as she couldn't have looked and sounded much worse.

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Thursday 26th Feb 2009 :
Sad news today on the death of Eastenders actress Wendy Richard. Even though she was never a favourite of mine, she did the business and was a good pro. She will be missed.

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Just revealed is the line-up for the live tour of Dancing On Ice 2009, starting in April. Would dearly like to go see this, just need £120 for 3 tickets.

 

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Just watching Billy Connelly's tour of the arctic. Love the way he throws himself into his work.

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Sunday 29th March

Oxford won the boatrace (again ) with the heaviest crew in history. Personally I dont care who wins as it's a pastime for the privaliged sons of wealthy parents.

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Sunday 29th March

On England's display at Wembley last night. Good performance by most of the team. David Beckham would be always first name on my England team sheet, he is awesome and gives 100% all the time.

Not sure if Upson is England's answer to Ferdinand's cover. DEFINATELY think Heskey is a waste of time.Always has been in my opinion.

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Sunday 29th March

Well , congrats to Jensen Button on the F1 win in Australia , congrats to England on their 4-0 win last night against the Czec Replublic , congrats to Northern Ireland on their win , Republic of Ireland on their draw, and congrats to little Scotland on keeping their loss to the Dutch to a respectable 0-3 defeat *smirk* Finally England's over paid spoilt cricketers, the performance against the West Indies in yesterday's one-day'er was nothing short of scandalous. Personally I think the 'central contracts' should be removed immediately therefore taking away the safety net of payment to the players. Let the results dictate on the pay.Too many England cricketers just going through the motions and getting paid good money for doing so.

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Sunday 29th March

Nice to watch first race of the F1 season on BBc1 without the dreaded commercial breaks that blighted ITV's coverage. Also good to see Martin Brundle making the transfer across the channels too. I like his commentary , but for me the jury is out o the main presenter , and also Brundle's co-commentator. Watch this space.

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Saturday 28th March

Big day for home nations at football today with all nations having games, will report later , and probably write an obituary for the Jocks against Holland.

 

Saturday 28th March

Well, Lewis Hamilton was correct , McLaren ARE struggling. Jenson Button is on pole for the Braun team , with Barricello , his teamate alongside him. Hamilton starts 15th!

Richard Branson has also announced his Virgin company sponsorship for the new Braun team.

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Friday 27th March

Well, 1st day of official practise and Lewis Hamilton says he will struggle to finish in the top 8. The new diffuser, which caused so much controversy a couple of days ago is working well, with the cars on Nike Rossberg and Jenson Button in the top 3 after 1st official day of practise. The Australian Grand Prix is live on BBC1 on Sunday morning at 6am.

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Wednesday 25thMarch

F1 News. Seems like Lewis Hamilton is struggling for pace at the moment in his McLaren ahead of the first race of the season. One team however , who others are taking great interest in the new new Braun team, who evidently are flying.

Massa reveled this morning that he is relieved that the new scoring system has been scrapped for 2009. Personally I think most drivers on the grid will be relieved as they wont have to make as many passing manouvers as they would have had to do under the new scoring system.

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Sunday 22nd March

Once again Andy Murray gets beaten. Now don't get me wrong, he IS a damn good tennis player. he's beaten Feddera on many times EXCEPT when it counts. Nadal and Feddera HAVE to play in the smaller events to satisfy the quota of tournaments their sponsors demand. Its in these smaller events that Murray prospers as the main players in the top 10 basically go through the motions. Has Murray ever beaten Nadal or Federra consitently in the majors? Its in the majors the top 2 really try hard. Until Murray can regularly beat either of the top two when it REALLY counts he will always finish a loser. I hope he does it though because I think he is a great tennis player with the right attitude. Almost American-esque is determination.

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Saturday 21st March

Great day for the English in the 6 nation rugby union. England beat the Jocks easily, whilst the Irish beat the Welsh to take the 6 nations title. Once again Scotland lost in sport. The two words Scotland & sport do really NOT belong in the same sentence *smirk*

Saturday 21st March

Welll...good day for Liverpool as both Man.Unt & Chelsea lost , to Fulham & Tottenham respectively.

Liverpool play Aston Villa tomorrow , if they win, they are only 1 point behind Unt , but Unt still have a game in hand.

Saturday 21st March

Well, what a farce. 6am and Ive just seen the FIA have scrapped the 'most wins' system and deferred that new system until the 2010 season. Evidently a lot of teams and drivers complained about it.

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Friday 20th March

Formula 1 : What interesting developments in this years championship. The driver with the most wins, will be F1 champion. That should promote more overtaking chances. Drivers giving mixed responses. Bernie is the guvnor though and what he says goes. Watch this space.

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Tuesday 17th March

Well, less than 2 weeks away from the start of the new F1 season. Pre-practise sees our Lewis struggling for form in his Mclaren, whilst Ruebens in the new 'Bruan' team seems to be flying. Maybe Lewis is doing a little too much playing with his Pussycat Doll and needs to start focusing a bit more ?

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Saturday 14th March

Wow, what a scoreline :

Man.Unt 1 Liverpool 4

Well done Liverpool, but an off day for United, they should still walk away with the league title though.

Blackburn forward Petterson should be ashamed of himself for the most blatant dive in the penalty box Ive seen in years.

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Wednesday 11th March 2009

Well..another good night for English football...superb wins by Chelsea and especially Liverpool I watched the Liverpool game, and although Real madrid were dismal, nothing should be taken away from a terrific Liverpool performance.

Memo to the 2 Scottish 'teams' : Don't you wish your 2 teams could compete in the English premiership in order for you to improve the standard of your game enough for you to be able to compete equally in the Champions League?. Until that happens the quality of your football will always be an embarrasment.

Alas not good news from the cricket in the West Indies as we could only draw with the home nation, but what a great final test, leaving the Indies series winners.

At least Kevin Peterson can be home soon to phone vote for his wifey to be kept in Dancing On Ice !

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Sunday 8th March 2009

FA Cup quarter finals yesterday, and I have to say Man United are absolutely superb. 2 goal in the first half , follwed by another 2 in the second half destroyed Fulham. I for one wish them all the best for their quest for all the trophies the are trying for this season. They are the team, without question that are the most exciting to watch.

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Sunday 8th March 2009

Yet another defeat for Britain in the Davis Cup. Someone, somewhere, sometime will realise that British tennis will ALWAYS be third rate whilst they have the wrong people running it. You see them at the games, chinless, middle class nonentities who look like that once they have cheered their team to yet another loss then go home to make homemade jams. These people are not winners, they will NEVER rip their opponent throat out to win a point like, say the americans, or the aussies do. THATS the mentality that Brits just dont have but DO need in order to be a winner. They are happy to lose and have played 'well'. No good at all. They need a McEnroe running the system from top to bottom.

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Saturday 28th Feb 2009

Urghhhhhhh Liverpool lost 0-2 to Middlesbro, that almost hands the title to Man Unt on a plate.

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Tuesday 31st March

Following on from the Jacqui Smith fiasco yesterday, this morning the Daily Mirror ran the banner headline "There All At It" . NO SHIT SHERLOCK ! Of course there all at it, MP's have been fiddling their expenses from the year dot and have been getting away with it. Trouble is no-one cared of gave a toss. Now this second home and expenses fiddle is in the spotlight, at last there may be something done about it. BUT the government in their wisdom are NOT doing anything about it until September. TOO LATE. By that time the culprits will have long ago covered their tracks and begun to lay low with expenses for a few more months.But they will come back afteeptember and the enquiry will be made low key, and mp's will get away with wasting taxpayers expenses for years to come. My opinion is they should do a lockdown today, NOW and go through every mp's expenses and fiddles, and throw them out onto the dole.

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Monday 30th March

Well, well well, another day and yet again another uproar regarding mp's expenses. This time home secretary Jacqui Smith evidently has claimed expenses over 3 or 4 movies her family watched and these movies were claimed on her government expenses. Allegedly two of these movies were 'blue' movies. Whilst I certainly don't condone this I do think mountains & molehills spring to mind. Now what would have been interesting is if she actually took part in the blue movies. Headline news there.

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Sunday 29th March

One of RBS's ex-boss Sir Fred Goodwin's houses was attacked and damaged during the week , as was one of his cars. Police are interviewing 20 million suspects.

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Wednesday 25th March

Listening to WSOX local radio staion this morning in PA, usa , one of my regular listening radio stations, reports that a number of scale 4 richter scale earthquakes happening around the california area, fears that the San Andreas fault could be troubled. leading to 'quote ~ possibility of the BIG ONE '

Watch this space.

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Monday 23rd March

Okay , so the news on MP's expenses. Nothing new here except that they have been getting away with claims on expenses for things not in any way shape form connected with their jobs. They claim for ludicrous stuff, and the latest one regarding the MP in question claiming for a second home that their PARENTS live in is just the tip of a very large iceberg. Yes, it needs sorting out. YES it needs doing, but what has Gordon ordered to be done ? A long overdue check into the expenses of the MP's BUT not until the end of the year????? What the heck is that about. That gives the offending MP's nearly 9 months to get their 'houses' in order and cover up any shady dealings. This review and investigation should be done TODAY and catch the cheats and throw them out.

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Sunday 22nd March

This morning marks the sad passing of Jade Goody. In the early hours she died. Well done Jade for all the smiles you brought to me over the last few years. Your innocence will be greatly missed.

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Friday 20th March

Now Ive nothing personal against Gordon Brown , but last night President Obama was on the Jay Leno show. Obama looks presidential, sounds presidential, and not only talks the talk but walks the walk and is in touch with all races and walks of life. Ermmm, Mr.Brown? Nahhhhhh , boring stuffy and scottish. Need I say more.

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Monday 16th March

Just heard on the radio news that an ambulanceman in Scotland had to stay in his ambulance whilst on a 999 call due to the fact his vehicle was being pelted with fireworks and missiles. Meanwhile, the lady who he was on his way to help DIED !

What the hell is it coming to when mindless halfwits attack the very people who can help THEM when and if they ever get into trouble. My opinion is find these morons immediately, and either string them up, or inflict so much pain on them that they will NEVER , EVER do a moronic thing like that again.

I would gladly volunteer to dole out the punishment.

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Sunday 15th March

Been checking out Gordon Brown's smug expression since his visit to the states to to Obama.

In the times I visit the states I realise that America regards the UK at the MOST in the same way they do the rest of the European countries.It came as quite a shock to me actually to realise that instead of the UK being the USA's best buddies we actually dont figure in their importance at all. Watching CNN or FOX news reports over there, and when the 'guage' reaction to something from 'Europe' capitals, London, or the UK never features. Obama couldnt really care any more or any less about the UK ( Like previous US presidents) than the French, Italian, Spanish or anyone else. Sooo Mr.Brown, come down off that high pedestal you seem to have placed yourself as it needs to be wide enough to fit equally 'important' heads of countires than yourself.

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Wednesday 11th March

Just watched the BBC news report from Luton about the protests by some idiotic Muslims while the British troops were parading in Luton city center to commemorate their colleagues. Firstly, do these demonstrators know just how ridiculous they look ? They all look alike, stupid dark skirts ( men ) all got the same gormless beards which make 'em look like they have their heads on upside down. Secondly, they need to remember they are in BRITAIN , and if it was up to me they would be herded into a cattle truck, all of them , and shipped back to the country they belong to.

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Sunday March 8th

Just been reading the news on Ashley Cole's latest escapade. Just what is wrong with the guy? He is married to one of the world's best looking women( who he cheated on ), he is playing football for one of the world's most richest clubs, and has been offered an extension to his current contract of £55K per WEEK , and now he goes and gets drunk while his wife is away on a charity trip and gets himself arrested. The guy is serious a moron. He moans that he isnt being paid enough, ermmm Ashley ? "You need to be able to play GOOD consistent football week on week before being called good ".He has no idea just how lucky he is. My advice to Cheryl is to dump the loser and find herself a proper husband instead of the spoilt, half-witted loser she is saddled with at the moment.

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Friday March 6th

How many more times do we need to hear about this so called credit crunch. To put things in a nutshell. ALL this talk of credit crisis and credit crunch are being made by people who for donkeys years have beeen making fat pay packets for doing very little work. These people have no idea what its like to try and survive on meagre wages, to try and survive on money that the rich would throw away.

It makes me sick to my stomach that these so called ' intelligent' people who have been living off astronomical earnings are now slowly being made to realise and see what normal people earn and they are bleating like stuck pigs that they wont be able to survive. Well tough shit. Join the real world and start to do some real work.

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Monday 2nd March 2009

Just reading about Jade. My feelings are that she is doing exactly the right thing. Until such time comes when she physically just cant do anything else she has Max Clifford making money for her and equally her kids and good on her. I have always admired Jade ever since BB and people jumped on the wrong bandwagon when they accused her re: Shilpa-Gate etc , she is just a normal Essex girl, and you could see arguments like that each and every Saturday evening in any pub. As long as her vile mother cant get her hands on the money when she's gone, that's the main thing.

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